flumpty

Scottish slang for someone who is stupid or has done something idiotic.

"You flumpty, why did you drink so much beer last night ?"

by fhman September 20, 2005

flumpty

the feeling you get when you laugh. "Much more than happy, you are. If a genuine laugh it is."
-Conchobar Sanguine

I was laughing really hard; that was the most flumpty I've ever felt.

by Conchobar Sanguine November 25, 2003

Rumpus Flumping

The act of engaging in wicked, rough anal sex. The word "flump" comes from the sound that the "givers" crotch makes when slapping against the "takers" bum.

I know she's not really into it, so I lubed up good and surprised her with some crazy rumpus flumping!

by flumpRus February 25, 2011

g-flumpin'

something that people of color, Or "young niggas", refer too. They often write it on their myspace profile or on their binders at school. sometimes even their shoes. The meaning of this word is not completely clear, but some people believe it to be "the act of flipping burgers" should the real definition become clear i will change this.

"Man...after what's Tiger Woods going to do now that he isnt golfing?"

"Bro, he probably gonna be g-flumpin' 'for too long"

by jamarcusisgangstayoyo January 28, 2010

flumping

To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.

I was flumping that Doris last night.
I was on the Gary getting flumped.

by The Gecko January 19, 2004

flumpet

Used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band. Those within the flumpet section tend to think they're the best, even if they are not. They are brainwashed into thinking that "FLUMPETS R PWN" when, in fact, the Tubonerphone section is the best. 'Nuff said.

Trumpet player: "The flumpet section is obviously the best."

Trombone player: "And by obviously, you mean most definitely not. Sorry to break it to you, but Tubonerphones are the best."

by He's a SQUIRREL July 26, 2010

flumping

Sometimes known as stuffing rope, or stuffing the marshmallow, the art of flumping is one whereby a male consumes too much alcohol, resulting in his penis resembling that of a marshmallow. He then proceeds to try and fold and push it into the woman's vagina - unsuccessfully.

Eliot - hey man, where'd you go last night?
Stu - went back with that girl.
Eliot - sweet, good night?
Stu - yeah, ended up flumping for 3 hours.

by sirflumpalot December 13, 2009