Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)

Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!

by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010

flowering

1. The act of cutting your penis head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. This step is repeated until the penis is in "full bloom."

Hey George, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?

by Rob Woodside June 21, 2006

Floundering Meatstick

A penis that is not fully erect, due to alcohol, submerged in discharge from an infected vagina.

I was balls deep in this girl last night only to find out that when pulled out i had a floundering meatstick.

by FINNYFINNYVECHI March 10, 2011

floundering

The act of taking ones hand and placing it in someone else underarm and shaking it as if it was a flounder out of water.

I am floundering my friend.

by Scott17 March 21, 2008

fondering

Pondering about something while fondling yourself.

I just sat around today fondering about what to do tomorrow.

by chaingrabber January 10, 2015

Floyding

Floyding: (Verb) the act of flirting with your friends' girlfriend/boyfriend or ex in an attempt to steal them from said friend.
Floyd: (noun) the person who goes after your current girlfriend/boyfriend or ex.

My bestfriend is taking my out ex. Once again Floyding me.

by EdgarRyan December 9, 2016

Flondering

1) Pineapple.

2) The act of flonder.

3) To be what is not and do what isn't. In the context of civil engineering, it is the act of perversing society with an act of irritable capacit; a vile act. Pineapple.

4) To frolic amongst

Adan was flondering around when he got caught skipping class.

by Enzeru Akki December 2, 2011