Floofing

When a cat lays in a relaxed fashion on it's back and looks fluffy.

Shanna the Ragdoll Cat was floofing on the floor all morning.

by CatWordzz August 5, 2018

floozing

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging.

Dam dude, that floozing session last night was off the hook!!

by Dark Joker January 28, 2012

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020

Flooping

When you walk aimlessly around a store looking for something you dont neccessarily need to spend your money on that may or may not be useful to you.

I got distracted flooping at Kmart today.

by Positivep March 11, 2018

Foofin

the best friend in the world, a person that cannot be replaced by anything. a genuine person full of love and laughter. truly the best person on the planet.

That’s Sam, she’s my foofin.

by MackH October 25, 2018

Floopin

Silly replacement for "fucking". Also now child friendly.

"God floopin dammit!"

"That is a floopin massive thing right there."
"What the actual floop was that? "

by Aerial Asshole August 17, 2016

flooding

peeing underneath the stall door while someone is in there taking a dump

i was mad at my friend, so flooding him while he was on the toilet seemed like a great idea

by floodguy December 24, 2012