floorskin

n. an excessively long foreskin, so called because it appears capable of touching the floor

He came ten minutes ago, but it's still working its way out through that floorskin of his.

by skuzzay July 20, 2011

Floorsexual

A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.

It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.

They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.

They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.

A young white haired boy is laying, face down on the carpet. This is a floorsexual.

by NowakiStar November 10, 2010

florsh

the name givin to the noise that salt water from the ocean make when it come out of youre nose veary fast

Mike: *while coming out of the ocean* dude i drank a alot of sea water!

Steve: hahah chuck norris is the reson woldoe is hiding

Mike: ahahahha *FLORSH*

Steve: hahahah u just florshed!!!!

by the only one u know August 30, 2008

Hardwood Floors

Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).

"I prefer hardwood floors to carpet!"(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)

by Angel-eek January 13, 2009

Flourshing

The act of rapidly shaking your arm back and forth while extended away from your body, preferably when one is wearing a long sleeve shirt.

Yetunde: Aaron why are you flourshing your arm like that?
Aaron: I'm trying unroll my sleeve.

by VeganPowers December 3, 2018

Floorsnap

The floorsnap is when you occasionally whip your fat or thin cock out and proceed to snap it on the floor by vertically jumping on it.

Nooooo way, he is floorsnaping in the science class oh my God! He is insane! Mrs.Barnyard is going to be so pissed my god!

by Larahill October 15, 2019

florssy

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's beautiful, smart, intelligent and with beautiful brown eyes. She's the strongest girl ever, caring and kind. She doesn't forget to make everyone around her happy and she'd easy going. But Florssy can't keep quiet on wrongs, she has to let you know how she feels about it. She's a jewel so when you meet a Florssy in your life, don't let her go. Everyone just needs a Florssy in their lives.

Are you dating Florssy?
Would you go on a date with me Florssy?
Here comes the girl called Florssy.

by MsRenny April 23, 2021