Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008

Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.

Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!

by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015

Flooping

Floor pooping.

Damnit I caught steve flooping again.

by Kfrost89 December 24, 2018

flip-flopping

v. The act of walking in flip-flops that make a loud annoying sound.

Lindsey was flip-flopping down the hallway annoying the living shit out of me.

I could hear Jacob flip-flopping from a mile away!

by smckdown January 6, 2016

Molly Flopping

To drink down a Redline energy drink while already being high on weed.

"My bro and I got some redlines on our way to the party, and man we started molly flopping it in the car!"

by Walking with Giants July 30, 2012

fleeping

fleeping is a word in an insult. it is to replicate the usage of the word 'fucking' which is used a lot throughout many normal peoples lives. it means a person who frolicks around like a lamb would leaping, but is more fleeping than usual. it can mean, also within the insult manner again, a person who engages in many sexual activities with old people (fleeper.)

guy 1: shut up you fleeping idiot.
guy 2: well, you're just a fleeping fleeper!
guy 1: *gasps* you didn't! wahhh!! *runs off fleeping*

by kurtlee December 1, 2006

Floppington

The act of getting your genitals messaged by another male.

1. Ew you got floppington? So your gay?

2. That was some great gay, sensual, floppington my boyfriend gave me!

by The man in this bitch December 23, 2009