whatever floats your boat

Your view is different then mine so I am going to tease you in a sarcastic way

Tom: I love going for long walks on Sundays, they make me feel so close to nature!

Tim: Riight... well whatever floats your boat man.

by sweetheart21 February 13, 2007

whatever floats your yacht

A phrase used for the wealthy. Only for the wealthy... you have to be rich to afford a yacht.
Simile Phrase: What ever floats your boat.

Rich girl: "I really want to get this 280,000 car, but I really like this 280,001 car... Well, I'll get the 280,001 car. I like it better than the 280,000 car..."

Other: "What ever floats your yacht."

Rich girl: "Well it can't be my money, cause it's heavy... idk. I'll have to ask my daddy.."

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company May 1, 2005

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.

by Al Berich January 21, 2019

Flatusphere

The sphere around the buttocks where flatulence is excreted.

My flatusphere is greater than yours!

by FreakShelly April 4, 2009

whatever floats your duck

a more complicated and cute way to say whatever; a way to mask the fact that you simply don't care.

Joe: I just got to level 80 in WoW!

Sue: Whatever floats your duck..

by atlrein January 25, 2009

Flatus

Not to be confused with the term "flatus", meaning fart gases, this word with the same spelling is pronounced "FLAW-TOOSE". Multiple meanings, but basically the Alaskan equivalent of the Hawaiian "Aloha".

Can be used to mean tired, drunk, bad or unfortunate. Also can be used as a greeting to say hello or goodbye. See examples below.

How was the football game? Man, it was flatus!

by Megaflatus November 22, 2010

whatever floats in your boat

A term used to say, "I'm glad that makes you happy, even though I don't get it myself." Although contrary to popular belief, the phrase is whatever floats in your boat, not whatever floats your boat. It is used the same way, but it is in fact whatever floats in your boat.

Damn, shes hot as hell

I dont think so man, but whatever floats in your boat.

by hahaBAM August 22, 2011