Flarkle Narkle

A fat whorish tramp

"did you hear about what katie did the other day?"
"yeah she's a total flarkle narkle!"

by TheGeniusHasStricken January 2, 2010

flarky

noun: one of your rivals when loopy. you still are rivals but you posibly have more power if you are sane.

sometimes i make fun of my flarky alison when she is loopy.

by elmaster64 January 14, 2008

to flarker

when you are laughing really hard like when u are high or somtheing and then u need to calm urself down before you piss yourself, so u make a noise sort of like: ooh-ooh laugh a bit more} oooh laugh less} oooh! finish laughing

"wow we really need to flarker" or "dude you flarkered- that shit was fre" (see 'fre')

by Jax+dee+courtz November 13, 2005

Flork-A-Dork

Someone who is extremely flamboyantly gay and enjoys being raped by other men. Enjoys spending their time bent over a chair as an Army Battalion repeatedly ravishes his ass hole. Anyone who can do the Great American Challenge in the ass without resistance.

Look at that flork-a-dork in the sparkle denim jacket, pink short shorts and roller skates!

by cumblood February 23, 2011

flark

An underwater jalepno from a rectum, causing air bubbles to rise to the surface and make a very foul stench.

Jordan was in the pool and he flarked.
My God that flark was stinky!
Sometimes a Buatis Fratis Uv creates the same stench.

by Compton III December 30, 2005

Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.

Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?

by Puedro September 29, 2014

Florkin

Light rays reflected against the bottom of a pool from the water that make squiggly rainbow patterns.

the florkins are very pretty!

by samjesscore July 16, 2006