Flex tape

A special tape used to cover a males dick tip while he is cuming

STACEY! GRAB THE FLEX TAPE IM CUMING

by Potatoepatches August 26, 2019

Flex tape

The product of one god, Phil swift himself
He has rained down on us the perfect bondage for leaks
The ultimate repair for literal anything

He saws a boat in half and fixes it with only one of his great marks left flex tape

“To show you the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only flex tape!”-the god himself

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018

Flex tape

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

Flex tape

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔

Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

flex tape

the tape the fixes anything!

Flex tape: IT DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE
Flex fans: FLEX TAPE! FLEX TAPE! FLEX APE!

by Meme Describer September 3, 2019

Flex Tape

Tape used for fixing boats sawed in half by Phil Swift.

"I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF, and repaired it with only Flex Tape."

by InkDictionary January 11, 2019