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felching

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.
by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004
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reverse felching

After your nasty slut orgasms so hard that she squirts, you lick up the puddle and spit it back into her oozing clam.
My girlfriend loves when I give her a reverse felching as she is never lubed enough for me after she orgasms.
by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006
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feltching

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
"Feltching makes me want to puke."
by Steven August 10, 2004
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flerding

When a nerd shamelessly flirts with a girl way out of his league, commonly using nerd humor and referencing nerd appropriate media. (example: video games, star wars, LARP)
Hot girl: "Eww, that creepy guy was just flerding with me, he told me my hair was as beautiful as an elven princess"
by johnny catastrophe December 27, 2011
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Fretching

To fart when you are mid-stretch
My mom embarrassed me by fretching in front of my friends.
by Jungldbll December 26, 2016
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freching

A fake word used in quizzes
What is the folding of rocks called?
• freching
folding
•faulting
by The Freching guy March 2, 2021
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facial frenching

When you blow a load on your partner's face then start french kissing
Hey Rob you hear what Tom did with his girlfriend

Ya man he was facial frenching her at that party all night
by B00ner April 20, 2017
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