Fleming Moment

When you or someone does or says something completely retarded.

Jackson had a Fleming Moment after kissing Josh

by fleming_is_dumb June 27, 2019

Carlene Fleming

A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.

When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.

by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019

fletching cape

the 2nd noobiest cape in runescape. often trimmed by a cooking cape.

noob: i got a fletching cape trimmed by cooking cape! me: fuck off noob

by Sqkuid Ward October 20, 2008

Fleming

When a guy is wearing a condom and pulls out, right before he gets off, takes off the condom and ejaculates on a woman's stomach.

"The sex wasn't that good, he pulled a Fleming"

by mondaymorning January 22, 2010

Ellis-Fleming

Only 6 people in Britain exist with this name. It is the combination of 'Ellis' and 'Fleming', created in the union of Michael Fleming and Suzan Ellis in the year 1999. And its fookin awesome. You should be proud to hold this name, and see it as your duty to spawn its future in marital ceremonies and dirty romps in the bedroom.

"My name is Jon Ellis-Fleming"
"I banged an Ellis-Fleming last night, and it was good!"
"Yeah I hear the eldest of the sons is a sex god (see: Jon)"

"Theres a little Ellis-Fleming on the way!"

by Jon0774 May 19, 2009

Flumping Ass

A Butt that is big and white and bounces alot when jumping.

Bkdavill: Hey Nick, you see that girls ass shaking?

Nick: Yeah but this chick over here has a Flumping Ass.

by Bkdavill August 24, 2010

Flemington Floater

A variation on the classic Pie Floater, only twice as awesome.

An Australian-style meat pie, served in a bowl of American-style chilli beef and beans.

Egg/cheese topping optional, but recommended.

Credit: Julien Rozenbergs

I wanted a meal. I had a meat pie in the freezer, and a can of Stagg in the cupboard. I said to myself... Flemington Floater.

by Fancington March 9, 2011