Tesco Fleece

The famous fleece of the tesco employee. It is either blue or red or a tartan mix of blue and red, always wore by the most depressed of tesco employees, especially the blonde ones and the ones which wear a slap load of make up! They wear it because it claims to keep them warm but secretly it is because they think it is a fashion statement within the workplace and it seems that the ones which work in the 24/7 tesco's tend to be very fond of them. If you see a worker in tesco without a fleece, it either means they are unwanted christmas temps or are one of the under 18 employees which have been forced to wear embarassing bright tshirts at the entrance telling people wear the fruit and veg are.

Jack: Hey Louise, do you like my new tesco fleece?
Louise: Oh Jack, it looks so warm and trendy, can I borrow it?
Jack: No Louise, its mine, now get back to the entrance, those customers wont find the cucumbers by themselves!

by JulieWalters66 January 5, 2011

aju fleece

an expression of excitement and delight, such as when one is shearing sheep, but more colloquially used on the internet

*gets a pentakill in League of Legends*

"AJU FLEECE!"

by peterparkersgf July 11, 2023

Bachelor fleece

A very snug item of clothing worn by a (usually single) man which looks and smells horrific, but offers supreme comfort and protection against the harsh winter environment.

Girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and I'm in my bachelor fleece.

by gabehere December 27, 2010

Nike Tech fleece

A zip up for pillocks that listen to drill and who’s diets consist of weed, WKD blue and mango crush vape juice. They often attend British state schools, they wear black airforces to school and stand in 1st position like a fucking duck. They wear cp company beanies and their common dialogue is usually “that bitch is bare jarring styl”

“Wrddddd, mums she’s got no tits”

“Wordeddd”

It is ok to commit mass genocide on these absolute spoons and Menaces to British society😐😐

“Man’s dripping in the Nike Tech fleece”

“Clm”

by Shrimp._. November 18, 2021

fleece personality

a middle aged rough looking woman, its the mums that didnt quite make it to the 'milf tag' and have too much mumsy bussiness to be taking care of to consider their appearance. They typically wear stained, faded and un sliming jogging trousers, with wellie shoes or gardening slippers, and or course the fleece which comes in large varieties such as greydull, dullgrey, faded black or animal print. The hair was dyed 3 months previous to when sighted in the highstreet and therefore the woman has a good inch and a halfs worth of grey root. facially unfortunate, wrinkled and teeth resembling the 80 cups of tea consumed that day.

genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.

guy one; man i wish i had a mum like yours! shes a right MILF

guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!

by fayecallum February 28, 2010

Fleeted

To have your plans vetoed last minute by an individual with a wimpy excuse.

God damnit the band can’t play today because the guitarist says he hurt his wrist jerking off FLEETED AGAIN!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018

fleece

Smutty word used by french-born american erotica guru, Anaïs Nin. She refers to the womanly bush or pubic hair with this enchanting word... Other erotica authors have followed her delicately selected language for this magnificent genre.

She exposed herself to him, her pale soft skin, her delicate slit, so tempting and divine, adorned by her dark coloured fleece...

by oriya July 23, 2005