feces

1: the stuff monkeys throw at each other and later sniff for pleasure (think of it as monkey cocaine)
2: crap

Those monkeys are throwing feces at each and then smoking it!

by PlayDohMan April 23, 2004

feces

A brown lump that decends from the anus hole. (Another word for shit)

Soon, the feces entered the rectum stage where the nutrients raped it until it was brown.

by Adam The Fucking Gold May 1, 2009

feces

feces means: shit

by Sir Cole Jerk August 25, 2003

Fecess

This word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. Kind of like a recess.

Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.

by Dr J G July 17, 2009

FECES ULCER

Ulcers that occur on your feces and can cause large amounts of blood to come out of the rectum.

Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).

by thrustin and bustin November 7, 2010

Richard Fleeshman

Tall and gorgeous British soap actor from Manchester, with an amazing all-round talent for singing, dancing, performing, and moon-walking, and only 16 years old. How can one person be this talented? Currently starring on a cheesy TV show 'soapstar superstar' where soap stars have to prove their talent to a panel of judges and win votes from the british public, but all in the name of charity. Richard stars in the UK's most popular soap, Coronation Street, and has done lots of previous charity work. ahhh.

'did you see Soapstar Superstar last night? Richard Fleeshman's moonwalk stole the show...

by iliketohum January 15, 2006

feces

The technical term of shit.

Jim, look some druggie wrote on the wall in his own feces.

Pete, that's gross.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 22, 2015