Fasterbate

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

by KayG May 17, 2015

flabsturbate

Using flab to pleasure yourself more during masturbation.

That guy is so fat, he must flabsturbate constantly.

by PacDwarf June 22, 2011

Lasturbate

The last masturbation session one can fit in before whatever may await them that day or even in their life.

Prisoner 8356 was only an hour away from the chair, his only choice, to lasturbate.

by Jjcales January 11, 2012

fagsturbate

when a gay male jacks off to himself in the mirror

Why watch porn when I can just fagsturbate?

by Fill Donna Hubris April 29, 2016

fasturbating

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible

I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.

by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009

flagsturbate

To stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag.

Andy grabbed his American flag and proceeded to flagsturbate to a 21 gun salute.

by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008

Flusterbate

To become so infuriated and discontent that a person all of a sudden blows their load

I had to flusterbate because i was so angry at that girl who kicked my frisbee but at the same time she was pretty

by Jwynn July 7, 2009