flange

When you cup your hand over over your anus, fart, catch fart, close your hand and move it slowly under your partners nose and then open your hand.
My sinuses were clogged all day until Bart flanged me.
by D Van Mete August 28, 2006
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A type of join used in engineering to affix 2 piece of wood/metal/misc. material together.
The corner on this storage cabinet is a Flange Joint.
by Katie February 27, 2005
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Flange

A flange is a metalic flan or quiche which forms the staple food for robots. Although robots do also enjoy snacking on staples, staples are not the staple food.

The first flange was baked in 1736 (that's just after 25 minutes to six) by Mrs Helen Highwater of Wales. This original flange was cooked to a prehistoric Italian recipe, using a simple combination of copper and iron. Today, the copper and iron flange is called Flange Lorraine or Flance Margharitta, both of which mean "plain and boring, somewhat tasteless, but nevertheless cheap and therefore relatively good value for money flange".

Mrs Highwater fed the original flange to her favourite robotic sheep, LLangchgoch-
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ogocgochgoch-
llanllanlllan. The sheep, together with the remains of the flange, can be seen in the International Museum of Flanges in the United States city of Baghdad.

The development of the flange was slow at first, until the Great Staple Crisis of 1987, which led to the establishment of the LLangochgochllogowbyllof
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lanllllllllan Flange Export Company. The flange was simultaneously patented by Microsoft, Apple computer, Wikimedia, Mozilla and Coca Cola in the USA, but in the rest of the world is manufacturered solely by anyone.
flange =D... =)... =|...
by kodiac1 July 06, 2006
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Free stuff or something which can be brought home from a night out.
I just got some cracking flange off that barman.

Did you flange that hat or did you have to pay for it?
by Sarah Marrow April 26, 2009
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Flanging

The art of scissoring, performed by males. When two males interlock legs and rub genitals for the purpose of sexual satisfaction.
Jeremy thought it was just another business meeting, but he found himself flanging in the boss' office.
by Drummerboy85 March 14, 2017
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Slang for the vagina
by David Callaghan December 19, 2002
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a word that means the female sex organ, vagina.
Or a friendly, abusive, greeting given to ones friend.
Friend one: hey slag!
Friend two: HEY FLANGE!

Friend one: DUDE, HER FLANGE SMELT LIKE PEANUT-BUTTER!
Friend two: DID YOU LICK HER NUTTY FLANGE?!
by simonthethird and carlthetrump February 04, 2011
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