Flaming Tango 

A male who discovered their horrid, no holes barred homosexuality by selling themselves to support their addiction to hard drugs, alcohol and sometimes as little as a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Some isolated cases have revealed subjects attempting to be accepted back into society as heterosexuals only to get assaulted and beaten, leading the individual into complete and utter depressing limbo between cultures.

I was walking down the street with my Jersey Mikes sandwich and some skinny asian guy offered to suck my wang for my sandwich, I said, "Go sit behind a bush and shit you Flaming Tango!"

Flaming Tango by Vigilanty99 August 1, 2012

flaming hot cheetoshit 

When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.

I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.

flaming hot cheetoshit by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013

flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent

Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!

flakiness by swamp-wig May 31, 2011

flaming hoop 

in a word, diarrhea or any other type of shitting frenzy

Jack came down with a case of the flaming hoop.

flaming hoop by daBuster May 31, 2006

flamingo sizzler 

- n.
- Any unnamed or generic alcoholic mixed drink/concoction that is randomly pink in color.
- No two flamingo sizzlers are EVER alike.

After exposing his piece, the guy sensually indulged himself in a flamingo sizzler; caressing the glass with his stache'd lips.

flamingo sizzler by Mark Saben Thomas III September 3, 2007

Flamingo Whore 

1. Any girl who has blond hair and is a whore (her hair just looks like it could be pink)
2. Usually flamingo whores dislike simps

Guy 1 “Hey doesn’t that girl look like her hair could be pink” Guy 2 “yeah it totally does” Guy 1 “She’s definitely a flamingo whore”

Flamingo Whore by Grayson C. Peters May 6, 2020

flaming moe 

A drink invented by Homer J. Simpson, consisting of all the white and dark liquors, plus a special ingredient: Krusty the Klown Kough Syrup lit on fire, blown out and consumed.

Hey Homer, how about another flaming moe?

flaming moe by Homer J. Simpson July 9, 2004