After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.
My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017
Get the Flap Jacker mug.Derogatory term for the labia, the lips of the female clitoris. It can be used in several different contexts.
You're just a fucking spam flap.
She's such a slag I can see her spam flaps from here, flapping i the wind.
SPAMFLAPS! (when something goes wrong)
She's such a slag I can see her spam flaps from here, flapping i the wind.
SPAMFLAPS! (when something goes wrong)
by smitha1 February 26, 2008
Get the spam flap mug.When you backhand chop your friend in the chest and shout "Woooooooooooooo!" ; a game played amongst friends sort of like open chest, only funnier.
Ex - "Gaybe got ric flair chopped by Colleen, twice!"
Ex 2 - "That fool got a mean ric flair chop earlier."
Ex 2 - "That fool got a mean ric flair chop earlier."
by adept M.C. January 6, 2009
Get the ric flair chop mug.A penis that goes through the slit in a mans boxers or briefs because of excess movement or lack of button.
by kc42gc April 10, 2009
Get the Wilbur-flap mug.Side flailing is a flail within a flail. Which is very intense. You don't know what the fucks going on. A whole day could be a flail with many little flails in it. This usually happens after two plus days of being awake while high on crystal meth! The tweakers who experience this dream like state are known as jib tech warriors
Example of someone being in a side-flail You don't feel like yourself and as if you are watching yourself. You don't even know how you're moving your body parts. Robotic. Spaced out. This is considered flailing. Then you will suddenly decide to read your horoscope which turns into hours of learning and reading about astrology. Then you snap out of it and don't remember anything you had just read or where the hours went.
"Side flailing is crazy.....I wonder if the things you think you did you actually did. Or maybe I did do them and it feels like I didn't. So I question whether these things were done. Maybe I was just dreaming? So many life mysteries. These wonders make my head hurt......:S"
"Side flailing is crazy.....I wonder if the things you think you did you actually did. Or maybe I did do them and it feels like I didn't. So I question whether these things were done. Maybe I was just dreaming? So many life mysteries. These wonders make my head hurt......:S"
by JTWP October 14, 2011
Get the Side-Flail mug.When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.
by MattM18 March 18, 2015
Get the anal flamping mug.fuck someone in the ass and get shit on your condom and you take the condom off and slap them in the face with it
by spanky30 November 25, 2007
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