five star

I think the butt monkey means simply slapping a girl with an open hand so hard that a red inprint of your hand remains. Big ace is a ass wiping choad muncher of a man is he not?

Big ace: hey lets slap this chick real hard
BA's friend: he he Yeah
SLAP!!!
Chick: fukwit botty basher

by Daniel September 9, 2003

five star 2.0

when you shove your fist up someones ass and then spread your hand like your going to preform a five star on someone.

that test was worse than a five star 2.0.

by i<3milfs69420 January 28, 2022

Five star fuck

Sex that’s rated 5/5 stars

Steven’s duck was pounding hard last night. He was a five star fuck.

by Pseudosuckit November 26, 2021

five-star fag

A gay man who has never felt obligated to have a sexual interest women, and has never engaged in any sort of activity in order to prove his sexuality otherwise.

Five-star fags are far and few between. They're usually the most unobtainable, and generally flamboyant, homosexuals.

They are the Megan Foxes of fags.

Caesar is a five-star fag, and I wish he would date me, but five-star fags are only good enough for other five-star fags.

by freecigarettes September 21, 2010

Texas five star

when you slap someone's back and leave a 5 fingered hand print.

Andrew: in the locker room today i texas five starred that one guy

by Andrew and Laura October 17, 2008

five star

You incoherent butt monkey.

I didn't understand the other definition at all. "Slp a girl in the butt o the chest"?

by B-Drac August 27, 2003

russian five star

when you are fisting somebody and you open your hand fast and violently ripping anything in there.

how did u like that russian five star
fuck you!

by reggaedude November 10, 2009