Definitions by Pseudosuckit

Scissor Slut 

Someone who isn’t loyal to their hairdresser.

She’s such a scissor slut. She quit her stylist as soon as that new salon opened across town.

Scissor Slut by Pseudosuckit September 19, 2025

happy hurt 

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)

The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.

happy hurt by Pseudosuckit June 9, 2023

Spendge 

Spending Binge - usually a bunch of useless shit purchased when feeling depressed that may or may not be returned.

Lauren - I see you've been on a spendge.
Kim - Yeah, I was pissed off.

Spendge by Pseudosuckit April 6, 2023

Five star fuck 

Sex that’s rated 5/5 stars

Steven’s duck was pounding hard last night. He was a five star fuck.

Five star fuck by Pseudosuckit November 26, 2021