Pseudosuckit's definitions

Spendge

Spending Binge - usually a bunch of useless shit purchased when feeling depressed that may or may not be returned.

Lauren - I see you've been on a spendge.
Kim - Yeah, I was pissed off.

by Pseudosuckit April 6, 2023

happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)

The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.

by Pseudosuckit June 9, 2023

Five star fuck

Sex that’s rated 5/5 stars

Steven’s duck was pounding hard last night. He was a five star fuck.

by Pseudosuckit November 26, 2021

Scissor Slut

Someone who isn’t loyal to their hairdresser.

She’s such a scissor slut. She quit her stylist as soon as that new salon opened across town.

by Pseudosuckit September 19, 2025