I think the butt monkey means simply slapping a girl with an open hand so hard that a red inprint of your hand remains. Big ace is a ass wiping choad muncher of a man is he not?
Big ace: hey lets slap this chick real hard
BA's friend: he he Yeah
SLAP!!!
Chick: fukwit botty basher
by Daniel September 9, 2003
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Steven’s duck was pounding hard last night. He was a five star fuck.
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when you shove your fist up someones ass and then spread your hand like your going to preform a five star on someone.
that test was worse than a five star 2.0.
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A gay man who has never felt obligated to have a sexual interest women, and has never engaged in any sort of activity in order to prove his sexuality otherwise.

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They are the Megan Foxes of fags.
Caesar is a five-star fag, and I wish he would date me, but five-star fags are only good enough for other five-star fags.
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when you slap someone's back and leave a 5 fingered hand print.
Andrew: in the locker room today i texas five starred that one guy
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I didn't understand the other definition at all. "Slp a girl in the butt o the chest"?
by B-Drac August 28, 2003
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