festicles

the combined build-up of ball sweat and dust that accumulates on your nuts after many days at an outdoor jam festival.

Dude, I need a shower...my festicles are raging.

Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!

by Complex Moo Snuggle August 2, 2008

festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

by B-Town May 12, 2003

festicle

see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.

There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.

by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006

festicule

generic nickname for men on online dating who insist on hitting on every single female in the chatroom,in particular men on the site nzdating. these men often have weiner pictures as their profile picture,think they have good sense of humour,have un-realistic idea's of their charm and ability too pick up women. they often use the 99/1 rule (hit on 100 women, 99 may say no but 1 will say yes!)
these men go for one of two approaches....either the " ne ladez wanna root 12 incher" or the "hi my number is...txt me?"
they are not only persistent but frequently become angry at the rejection and mocking that ensue's and lash out at the room.
which leads too more mocking.
p.s the words fun , skype , msn are all warning signs of these types of festicules

mr12inch : hey any chickz free in **** area for some fun tonight?
(general multiple response by other chatters) : LOL ^^^^
mr12inch: you are all fat and ugly anyway
(general response): LOL ^^^^ what a festicule!

by byte_me February 25, 2014

festicles

Dressing up your testicles in holiday attire

(derived from the words festive and testicles)

whenever christmas rolls around Jim paints lefty green and righty red making his festicles look mighty jolly

by G·r·a·h·a·m July 2, 2005

fisticuffs

A primitive dance usually done by 2 males late at night initiated by a slur or a pretty girl. Who clench both their hands and together, and move them up and down over their face (elbows down) while jumping from side to side in front of each other. The dance rarely ends with both parties impressed with their own or their partner's performance.

Alex: Wow that girl is hot
Joe: I done seen her first!
Alex: Let us dance in the manner of fisticuffs.
Joe: Agreed!

by Dialex December 28, 2005

fisticuffs

Fisticuffs - extreme robot fighting event where 2 robots enter and one leaves. In Futurama episode 02X08 Raging bender, Bender is challenged to fisticuffs by the mask unit.

I challenge you to fisitcuffs!

by student at ucsb August 3, 2005