firefighter

A firefighter is no more than a person who holds a compassion for their job, a love of their department and a brotherhood with over a million other men and women alike. They are people you can count on, at any time of the day. They are people who take pride in what they do.. only because thast all they know, thats what they were made to know. Theyre not heros... but they are the elctritions, the carpenters, the pipefitters and the butchers... so next time you see a fireman thank them for what they do... whether they are paid or volunteer they didnt have to take that job.... they wanted it....

A firefighter is no more than the man working on your roof, or the brother who died in the line of duty just doing what he or she loved...

by sgb May 22, 2006

firefighter

Man or woman who has no useful skills other than being willing to follow the instructions of an equally useless captain. Although firefighters are usually regarded as heros, the large majority of them have never saved a single life. Some people regard them as hot even though most of them are fat due to the massive amount of time they spend watching TV and eating. Most of them have little regard for the common citizen and are often bothered when the city residents stop by the fire house to check out how their tax money is being spent.

Jim: I'm gonna spend this entire weekend like a firefighter

Marcus: What? You're gonna be putting out fires?

Jim: Nah, I'm gonna sink into the couch and watch the "Real Wives" marathon

by shoopakabras September 30, 2011

Exotic Firefighter

Is when you rip of your pubes and insert them in the girls mouth, after this, you light the pubes on fire, MAKE SURE the bitch screams, then you jizz on the pubes to extinguish the fire, once this is done, the girl will say "OH, HONEY YOU SAVED MY LIFE!" Then you say, "DAMN RIGHT BITCH"

Then you simply just fuck the shit out of her.

Your exotic firefighter last night was extremely flamboyant!

by Nick Kmiecik September 10, 2007

Forum Firefighter

Someone who spends time in forums or on Facebook criticizing fire departments or fire service personnel and how they operate. If from a busier Dept, this person usually, if placed in the same situation as those he's criticizing, would have done the same exact thing. If from a slower Dept, this person probably hasn't ridden fire apparatus in years or at all. More frequently, this person is from a department that is relatively slow compared to the one he's criticizing. This person sometimes has a pile of certificates certifying him to perform duties that he could never do given the opportunity.

Michael says that Company "A" puts too many people in harms way. However, most company "A" personnel have reset their pagers for more fires than Michael has ever been to. Company "A" also has a great safety record. Michael probably works at radio shack and rides an ambulance more often than fire trucks, if at all. Michael is a nationally certified Forum Firefighter.

by ambulancedriver July 21, 2013

fred the firefighter

A person whose generosity derives from Batman era comics.

He is such a Fred the firefighter he makes me want to be Robin.

by TTT 22 July 10, 2020

female firefighter

A woman who is straight up, 100% a badass motherfucker! She does the job better than the men and makes a set of bunkers look damn good! She saves lives, pulls people from fires, drownings, car accidents, and can give a fuck less if she breaks a nail or what her hair looks like because no matter what she's still a fucking badass in bunker gear. She walks through a rocking structure fire with fire hoses blazing, kicks fires ass with a smile on her face. The day females stepped into a set of bunker gear is the day the Devil felt fear for he knew hell was in danger of being taken over and put the fuck out

Female firefighters sure can rock a set of bunker gear like a BOSS!

by Forgetpinkgivemebunkers911 May 29, 2016

Hungarian Firefighter

The act of lighting a womans pubes on fire...then putting the fire out with your load.

Dialog of a Hungarian Firefighter
Girl : "O shit my pussy is on fire."
Guy : "No worries, I can make it rain."

by FYS October 4, 2008