Finkle

An abstract mass coming out of said persons rectum/anus.

Rhett’s finkle is growing bigger by the day.

by Bert Tipto May 24, 2022

fincel

The financial version of an "incel" (involuntarily celibate, sexually frustrated). A typical fincel suffers from economic illiteracy, which results in poor career and life planning decisions that lead to a life of poor financial health. This financial dissatisfaction is often a combination of a college degree that is not marketable, large amounts of student debt, etc. Like incels, a fincel often turns to extremist political/social views that involve harming those that are economically literate and financially stable. Fincels resent society.

Jim: hey whatever happened to Tony? He was excited to graduate with an art history degree.

Scott: Tony lives at home still and works as an Uber driver and sometimes bar tends. He's evolved to a bitter fincel and hates successful people.

by Eddie Quesadilla April 20, 2019

Fintel

1. the act of destroying someone in something.

2. the act of going to smoke weed.

1. I fintelled my friend Bruno in a game of Madden. OR I fintelled you guys in basketball.

2. Hey man, wanna go fintel???

by Derf Slice August 20, 2010

finkle fuck

When someone is acting like a prick.

Eduardo is acting like a finkle fuck today!

by bananafuck September 12, 2015

Finkle

to tinker or fidget with in pursuit of a solution, serving as a means to an end.

Melanie saw a faulty trash can, but a quick finkle was all that was necessary to put together a new and improved, super useful (and recycled!) trash can.

Christopher finkled with the equation until he was satisfied with its solution.

by Melsterz February 2, 2021

finkle bottom

A new slur for little people with prostate cancer.

Wow look at that finkle bottom.

by Super cool word man April 17, 2022

Ice Finker

A word you post to Urban Dictionary to troll your dumb cousin because she thinks you called her an Ice Finker and won't stop asking what an Ice Finker is.

Ass sphincter says what?...What?....wait. did you call me an ice...finker? What is that?!? *raucous laughter* SERIOUSLY YALL!?!?! WHAT IS AN ICE FINKER?!?!?!...Go look it up on UD.

by Garrwtt42 June 27, 2018