finding emo

A little fish named Emo runs away and tries to commit suicide. His father goes on several adventures to try to find Emo, so that child services won't arrest him, again. Emo ends up joining a whiny "rock" band, and gets rich from stupid losers who watch MTV.

a great movie starring Ellen DeGeneres

by Cindy June 28, 2004

fiddling a loose one

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.

Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

fap finding mission

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.

I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

IG User Findingyourchill

Some gay ass nigga who be hittin tha blue tip (kinda swag tho)

"yo jake is such a 'IG User Findingyourchill"

by ig user mw3decent February 21, 2019

finding nemo

a horrendus sexual act

first, you go to a pet store and buy some fish eggs. then, while yo woman is sleepin, slip a few into her lil vaj. wait a month, then stick ur dick inside and see what bites

deb: wtf is moving in my pussy?

tim: yo im finding nemo!

deb: wtf

tim:AHHH FUCK I FOUND NEMO

by deluxe vajatajay October 21, 2009

Finding Chuck Norris

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

Finding Nemo

Another was of saying masturbating

I was finding nemo last night.

by Andrew Nelson October 20, 2007