Fnangle

A word that exists to piss off everyone who doesn’t know what it means

*fnangles vegeta*

by The Fnangler June 8, 2018

The Frazier Finagle

The Act of Swindling and Deceiving Feeble Minded Individuals using ONLY Deceitful Maneuvering, and Shady Tactics. Also referred to as "The Double Dip", The Frazier Finagle can only be Accomplished by Continuously staying 1 step ahead of the Swindled, all the while appearing to be 1 or more steps behind...unbeknownst to all others, not only have you secured a significantly larger earnings for yourself, you have also Raped and Defiled the innocence and purity of a Gullible yet FAR inferior opponent and or Foe

"That Racist Joke Couldnt have come at a better time, not only did he Pay for our entire dinner that night but he continued to appologize all night ultimately ending with him Bribing me with Those Tickets for the Packers Game that are Sold out. Funny Thing is im not Even Black, Chalk one Up to The Frazier Finagle"

Im Broke From Spending all My Money on Drugs buts if i act sad Cause my Grandma is in the Hospital and play it like i dont Feel like Going out The Frazier Finagle Should should force my friends into getting me Drunk with there money and feeling good about themselves for doing so

by Fatty Deuce December 17, 2011

finagled

drunk to the point of incoherence, slurring, stumbling, lack of depth perception, diminished sexual standards, nonexistent inhibitions, and possible acts of regurgitation, blacking out, and making bad decisions.

"Susie was finagled last night!"

"Jerome wasn't just trashed last night, he was finagled!"
"If I wasn't so finagled I wouldn't have fucked that fat chick."
"I'm so finagled im going to go streaking."

by apple_jaxxss December 18, 2009

Finagle My Bagel

When a girl eats a bagel with whitefish spread off your cock while blowing you.

Jeremy went home with Dorothy after synagogue. Dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for Jeremy. Upon completion he demanded, "Finagle My Bagel!"

by Chester Jr August 1, 2010

Finagle

1. The act of screwing over/stealing from somebody.
2. A sort of 4 letter word, that is made up of 7...
3. Creating/making something.

1. Dude, I'm going to totally finagle that bike- ride it to Tom's house, and finagle his girlfriend!
2. GO FINAGLE YOURSELF!
3. I'm going to go into the kitchen and finagle me a sandwhich.

by Scott Conry December 28, 2005

finagle

the act of rather light and casual touching/scratching of other man or woman's anus by gently placing one's finger under another person's anus and softly wiggling it around to give this miraculous sensation of about to be penetrated. The act of finagling or the very sensation one receives from the act do not always necessarily suggest one's homosexuality

1.Dude my ass hole still feels itchy from that last hxc finagle!

by Drakelloso November 11, 2009

fanangle

To have an accident with a lawn mower, blender or other such sharp blade-like thingies. Also to be mutilated such as in the Saw movies.

Me: I'm not going to go in there they'll fanangle me.
Sarge: I don't care you do as ordered soldier.

by Zukazamme June 20, 2007