Failboat

Also known as a Daniel and a Failboot, Failboat is a way of turning simple things into comedy. Failboat is another way of being a weirdos uncle.

My brother could end up being a failboat if we don't educate you.

by Chompo7 May 15, 2018

filmotheque

The happening place to catch up on the latest films with your friends. Overpriced snacks are available as well.

I am totally going early to the filmotheque tonight so that I can get great seats to see the new Twilight film.

by kirupa June 16, 2012

failbows

Section of the arms where normally the elbow would be seen but due to the girth of said person fat has overgrown the area making it hard if not impossible to see

I could deal with them having cankles but the failbows were just too much.

by SpermThatWon August 6, 2014

fibonasty

The act of masturbating twice in a row, followed by fornicating with one person, followed by a three-some, followed by a five-some, followed by an eight-person orgy, followed by a thirteen-person orgy, etc.

That fibonasty was crazy last night. There must have been at least 144 people in my house by the end.

by leonardo_fibonacci February 2, 2015

Filou

Ist ein angehender Pathologe und Twitterer aus Deutschland. Er denkt, er sei eine Katze und verhält sich dementsprechend., d.h. er ist verschmust, liegt nur rum und lässt sich gerne kraulen.
Bekannt wurde er durch seine Unwissenheit im Bezug darauf, dass er nicht versteht, was ironischer Sarkasmus ist.

Frag doch mal den Doktor Filou!?

by dont-ask August 25, 2020

Filbert

Filbert the most loving person on earth good looking any body is lucky to have him as a friend or special someone. Can't be disrespected by friends or anyone.

Girl #1 hey who's that kid
Girl #2 you mean Filbert the good looking guy
Girl #1 yeah him

by helloimanonymous12344 November 23, 2021

failbook

Derogatory term generally used by people who hate Facebook or other social networking sites.

I have a Facebook account because my friend asked me to join but I really hate failbook.

by ~vjay~ August 1, 2008