People who basically act like and say they're from California, but their not. They tend to wear clothing like Hollister. Basically it's people whose insecure about their native state.
Californian-So dude, where are you from?
Cali-Faker-I'm from Cali bra, ya these hollister clothing are awesome!!
Californian-Dude, shut the fuck up.
Cali-Faker-I'm from Cali bra, ya these hollister clothing are awesome!!
Californian-Dude, shut the fuck up.
by Tommeee April 24, 2008
Get the cali-faker mug.Fans of the L.A. Lakers. They are only fans when the Lakers are good, similar to band wagoners, except Fakers are not the average Joe. Fakers are made up of celebrities who have court side seats, but usually text all game and have no idea what basketball is; i.e. they think that a full court press is the media outside their divorce hearings. The most famous Faker is Jack Nicholson, while the fakest Faker of all is Justin Bieber, who is actually Canadian.
Los Angeles Fakers: "We won!"
Celtics Fans: "No, that 99-67 score means you lost. Again. Maybe if you would get off your phone and watch the Finals you would know that. Pshh, what a bunch of Fakers."
Celtics Fans: "No, that 99-67 score means you lost. Again. Maybe if you would get off your phone and watch the Finals you would know that. Pshh, what a bunch of Fakers."
by manSTFD May 8, 2011
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U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).
A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.
Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.
U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).
A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.
Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.
by cian January 23, 2004
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O.P cease and desist your snow-flakery.
by flat earth scientist February 17, 2017
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Ass sphincter says what?...What?....wait. did you call me an ice...finker? What is that?!? *raucous laughter* SERIOUSLY YALL!?!?! WHAT IS AN ICE FINKER?!?!?!...Go look it up on UD.
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Jane- "Hey John can I borrow a cigarette?"
John- "Sorry I'm all out."
*Later, unbeknownst to John, Jane sees he has cigarettes.*
Jane- "That's some fakerism."
Bush- "We need to stop Congressional earmarks!"
*Bush's proposed 2009 Budget contains thousands of earmarks*
John- "Sorry I'm all out."
*Later, unbeknownst to John, Jane sees he has cigarettes.*
Jane- "That's some fakerism."
Bush- "We need to stop Congressional earmarks!"
*Bush's proposed 2009 Budget contains thousands of earmarks*
by Qweda May 4, 2008
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