fetarded

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.

Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.

by arnie123 April 22, 2010

Fetal Attraction

Fetal /Foetal Attraction
An bewildering attraction to a heavily pregnant woman. So bewildering that you suspect even the baby wants it.

I saw her do laps of the pool and then she got out and had that huge pregnant stomach, It was a total fetal attraction i knew right then i had to be inside her.

by DerekGibney July 7, 2008

Feta Fishing

To dig with one's tongue in the orifice (i.e. nostril, ear canal, anus, pee hole, etc.) of a Greek person in search of Feta cheese.

Constantinopilus: What the f*** is your tongue doing in my asshole?

Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?

by Hesaid123 September 8, 2011

Fettagabi

Term for an excessive douchebag. Person exceeding the original definition for the slang term.

1. Hey these guys need to leave the party. They area bunch of fettagabi's.

2. That guy is one huge fettagabi!

by Le Fitz March 19, 2009

fetamin(FET-A-MEAN)

someone who is fake,used mostly in reference to those of the female gender.a "fake bitch"

yo why you still messin with that girl man,erybody knows she a fetamin(FET-A-MEAN)

by Erikdabomb8 November 12, 2009

Fetatastic

“When two strangers meet on a dating app and vibe real had over the love of feta” or a particularly fantastical feta concoction of flavor and cheesy goodness

P1: Did you hear about Jon and Mackenzie?
P2: No, what?
P1: They vibed super hard over some feta and now they have joint custody of a feta based tik-tok account!
P2: WOW, that’s fetatastic!!

by Jojoboom22 January 17, 2021

go fetal

When you are very tired and want to sleep; sleep in fetal position.

I'm so tired today; I just want to go home and go fetal.

by theriversong August 16, 2016