American Fertile Crescent

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Fergie

Something awesome but ruined by one tragic flaw.

Fergie's awesome body is countered by Fergie's tragic face; thus her face is her Fergie.

by Maurice tacobell July 5, 2011

fergie

An old, washed-up female vocalist who used to sing for the group Black-eyed Peas but now went solo. Her hit song is Fergalicious which basically can be described as Hi. I'm Fergie. I can spell third grade level words. I think I'm really hot but actually I'm ugly. Sometimes I work out. I also think every human male is in love with me but I'm not easy, sleazy or promiscuious.
Too bad you are Fergie.

Girl-Hey do you like Fergie?
Boy-No. She is washed-up and old. Plus she is nothing without the Black-Eyed Peas.

by XOdanaOX December 14, 2008

fergie

1.FERGIE,noun.A terrible 'singer' originally from the band Black Eyed Peas.Tried to launch a solo career and failed miserably.Looked up to by the chav nation.
2.FERGIE,verb.To make one's ears bleed.

1.'I went to a Fergie concert and proceeded to projective vomit over the row of people in front of me after hearing her voice.'
2.'I had to go to the hosiptal after Olivia fergied whilst singing the latest Christina Aguilera song.'

by laylaMUFFIN September 12, 2007

Fergie

Some bitch who sings in Black eyed Peas and also does solo stuff. Once peed her pants onstage at a concert and all in all she sucks.

Fergie is a loser who makes crap music and needs to move to jupiter.

by nickybaby12345 September 26, 2010

Fertilizing the Patch

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes

I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.

by minpion September 27, 2010

The Fertilizer

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

by TheADvent Calendar December 1, 2019