Fartham

A musty smell reminiscent of old, rotten ham and farts.

Marissa:"This pool smells like fartham"

Justin:"...................."

by Gerald Fitzsimmons November 20, 2011

Feathery Stroker

A guy who has gotten too carried away with a girl's idea of romance. He looks at her like a fragile flower and barely dares to touch her because he's too afraid to crush her, and he writes a lot of poems and serenades for his woman. While many girls find this romantic, the rest of the women with sense in their heads finds this annoying and plain sappy, not to mention that it's one of the biggest turn-offs in human existence due to the fact that it's so immasculine.

The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.

Jaqueline: Ugh, I just had the worst night ever.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.

by VuittonCouture February 1, 2012

featherwood

A female version of a peckerwood.

Kristen's a featherwood from Lakewood.

by feather14wood May 12, 2008

Feather foot

A featherfoot is a sorcerer in Australian

Aboriginal spirituality. A featherfoot is usually a bad spirit who kills people. In most traditional Aboriginal beliefs, there is no such thing as a natural death. Every death is caused by evil spirits or spells. It is usually because of an enemy who wants revenge for something.
A featherfoot is so named because they are believed to have supernatural powers, including the ability to fly. He wears special shoes made of feathers(usually emu) and hair stuck together with human blood. Scholars say that the shoes leave no tracks or footprints.

The feather foot was exceptionally evil in its spirit and physical presence.

by B-rizzle February 12, 2019

Down-Feathered

When your loved one drains your balls of all sperm and now your balls are light as a down-feather blanket

My girlfriend Down-Feathered me and now my balls feel light as a feather!

by My kid is a Mallard June 25, 2019

Ferhan

a person that is lovable, cute, funny and friendly. A friend everyone wants to have. Someone you can always count on and someone who will always be there for you.

Everyone wants a Ferhan in thier life but only I can have him.

by Farrah April 28, 2004

hucknall farthing

A common term for a hucknall girl that everyone's had a piece of. Different to most other ' village bicycles' as the analogy is based on the penny farthing, a 'bike' that stands out from all other 'bikes'. In other words a hideous slag that whores herself out to anyone and everyone to appease her small minded insecurities.

"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah of course. Got myself a piece of that hucknall farthing"

"Best get yourself down that clinic tomorrow then son"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009