Fernie

*verb* to come in one’s eye at the climax of coital activity on account of the penile snapback due to rapid female disengagement.

So she was on top and I was all like, “I’m gon jizz in you”. And she was like nah, and jumped off. And then I fernie’d myself.

“Ah shit. My conjunctivitis if playing up”
“Nah mate, you definitely fernied yourself.”

The lady of the manor was sprightlier than I was expecting. A fernie was inevitable.

by Lady squirtle June 23, 2023

Fernie

Doesn’t tell his kids that the have a 3rd mom

Ty you have a 3rd mom

That’s what Fernie said

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Fernieing

The act of jacking off on grannies furniture

Granny: “Bosh why are staining the carpet?”
Bosh: “The cat likes it granny! Its called Fernieing”

by Dykey Buttcrack September 2, 2019

Fernie ski bum

A out of town hippie who comes to fernie to ski and act .like they were born here in the valley.fernie sky bum are wondering around being total granola.

Fernie ski bum six o'clock.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

fernie rule

A made up rule while playing a board or card game, or any other game that has rules.

That’s not it the rule book. That must be a Fernie rule

by Kades1/2 December 26, 2017

Fernie

Fernie comes from Fernando, often a packers fan with a 3rd leg that will rearrange your intestines in a matter of seconds.

Fernie is loyal and he’ll be your boy forever

Everyone needs a *Fernie* in their lives

by not Leo that’s for sure November 22, 2021