female Eiffel Tower

A threesome with two girls and a guy, where one girl is siting on the guy's head, and the other girl is sitting on the guy's male parts . The girls are high-fiving over the guy to make the eiffel tower shape.

Anna and Wendy took me to a female Eiffel Tower last night! Dude, it was magical!

by tigerish October 5, 2012

female simp

A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.

Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."

by energum January 30, 2020

female manipulator

a woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music etc. they are also generally into spirituality, and wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism. also probably showers once a week and never washes off the copious amounts of eye-makeup :/

(she is me)

you: “so what kinda music/movies are you into?”
female manipulator: “lana del rey, arctic monkeys, sza, willow, the strokes, fleetwood mac, cigarettes after sex, fla twigs, mitski, lorde, pheobe bridgers, clairo, the neighbourhood, melanie martinez/ ladybird, mid90s, beautiful boy, buffalo 66, jennifer’s body, thirteen, the craft, the love witch, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, girl interrupted, dead poets society etc etc.

you, a fool: “oh! you have really cool taste :)”

by momwillyouwashmybackthisonce March 13, 2021

the female chase

A fucking awesome girl who is artistic, beautiful, weird, blunt, and talented.

"Wow, who's that girl over there ?"

"Oh, that's chase, she has a boy name, but she's pretty fucking awesome."

"So, she's the female chase ?"

"Yeah."

by Sadgirls4 January 3, 2014

sigma female

Sigma Female- Set outside the social hierarchy. Similar to an alpha female. Fearless, bold, sarcastic, highly intelligent, self starter, brave, harmonizer, straight to the point , balanced, independent, does not need a man, can get along with alpha or sigma alphas best. Recognizes social hierarchy. Is set apart from the rest of the tribal dynamics. Wise. Knowledgeable. Mysterious. Beats to her own drum. Lives by her own set of rules and principles. Highly self aware and aware if others. Sees patterns in social dynamics. Moral and ethical. Proud. Can be a loaner.

Sigma Female- A loaner, does not fit within the social hierarchy. That cat's a sigma. She's mysterious; must be a sigma.

by christ85 November 1, 2020

fecalator

A metaphysical device that functions by taking taking perfectly good situations and turning them to shit.

While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.

Alphonse: "Hey, Gaston! Is the copier up?"

Gaston: "Naw. Someone must of left the fecalator on."

by H. M. Meinschaftgefullenburger September 24, 2009

adrian (female)

Adrian, (female) is the most beautiful and kind hearted women you could possibly ever lay eyes on. She is tough, independent, strong, smart, pretty, physically the most attractive women on the planet. She has been through the toughest of times and the best of times. She will always give you 100%. She is by far the best sex you'll ever have in your entire life. There's no replacing her. She's hard headed and indecisive but will always go to great leangths to make sure that happiness is key in all perspectives of life.

You're with Adrian (female) ?
Yeah, she's mine.

You must be the luckiest man alive.

by Brovbrobro December 14, 2013