Felizach

That annoying couple that does not vaccinate their children, believes in alternative medicine and essential oils. Not to be confused with absolute retards who are simultaneously wankers. These are the kind of people that truly beliefs that the sun shines out of their asshole. They view life as a half glass full, when they should be looking at the glass half empty because they did a liberal arts degree, or absolutely sucked academically. Not to worry, they will view it as half empty when they turn 40 and they loss their firstborn due to being unvaccinated and died of common flu.

Oh that couple is such a Felizach that makes me want to scoop my eyeballs out and Norwegian steam engine the wife with the husband watching.

by The Educators June 28, 2019

I felt that one!

An ejaculation of pain, suffering, or commiseration when watching or experiencing physical, or psychological pain being inflicted.

Using “I felt that one!” In a conversation:

Husband: Do you want to watch some couples porn or a tennis match?

Wife: Let’s watch the couples porn; you can play tennis pretty well.

Husband: Ouch! I felt that one!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 18, 2023

jackson felt

the most cutest boy on earth. he’s very sweet, hot, loving and cool. he loves all his supporters and would be so nice to meet!

friend: jackson felt is hot!
me: NO SHIT!😂💗

by zo~ jackson felt fan🤠💜 August 10, 2019

Felobater

An alternative way to say masterbate. Also a gay faggot's name.

I felobate all day everyday.
Felobater posts the lamest snapchats omfg

by ProfessorRice August 3, 2016

felix kranken

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone

felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"

by soapies July 3, 2021

felatte

1. A latte with extra cream.

2. Felating someone after drinking an espresso.

1. One felatte grande please, I like the cream.

2. After I finish this espresso, I'll felatte you.

by almo89 August 27, 2011

Lee Felix

the member in stray kids with the deep ass voice who's incredibly in love with changbin; enough said

Chan: Has anyone seen Changbin?
Jisung: idk, ask Lee Felix

by changlix saves lives May 27, 2018