The act of slamming another person's face into said pavement, with such verocity, as to cover the victim's with asphalt as though their face has been peppered with semen.
Wade Wilson just gave that motherfucker a pavement facial and is eating a pizza like it never happened.
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While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.
While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.
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One who defecates in a public restroom in an area other than the commode and proceeds to vandalize the said restroom by smearing his feces in a way that would resemble the icing of a chocolate cake.
Principal Devaney: It seems that some of the guys are unfamiliar with the proper use of toilet paper in the men's restroom. If this "Fecal Bandit" strikes again consequences will follow.
by DM and ZB January 29, 2004
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Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.
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Get the facial cleanser mug.1. fecal (adj.): of, relating to, or resembling feces
2. fecal (adj.): of or relating to the 'fecus'--the deeper region of the anus, where the feces reside
3. fecal (noun): feces (short for 'fecal-matter')
4. fecal (noun): a shitty handprint (pronounced fee-kal) - this is presumably a combination of the two terms 'fecal' and 'decal'
2. fecal (adj.): of or relating to the 'fecus'--the deeper region of the anus, where the feces reside
3. fecal (noun): feces (short for 'fecal-matter')
4. fecal (noun): a shitty handprint (pronounced fee-kal) - this is presumably a combination of the two terms 'fecal' and 'decal'
1. "Most people believe that it is impossible to subsist on fecal matter, but this is simply not the case!"; "this chocolate bar is disturbingly fecal in appearance"
2. "Bryan can't resist stuffing a finger or two while he masturbates... He's always giving himself the ol' 'fecal-teeckle'"
3. "holy lord, Bryan, stop eating that sandwich and go wash your hands!.. You've got fecal all over them!"
4. "Hahaha, Smitty got drunk last night, filled a bucket full of his own feces, and ran around campus slapping fe-cals on every car windshield he could find"
2. "Bryan can't resist stuffing a finger or two while he masturbates... He's always giving himself the ol' 'fecal-teeckle'"
3. "holy lord, Bryan, stop eating that sandwich and go wash your hands!.. You've got fecal all over them!"
4. "Hahaha, Smitty got drunk last night, filled a bucket full of his own feces, and ran around campus slapping fe-cals on every car windshield he could find"
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Mainly performed throughout penitentaries.
Mainly performed throughout penitentaries.
by Ekoms May 28, 2008
Get the fecal bomb mug.It was clear upon seeing the microbial biofilm encasing the inside of the hand dryer in the airport bathroom that my hands would have to suffer the fury of a fecal tornado in order to be dried.
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