Febreezio Shower

A combination between a febreeze shower and an italian shower, where you don't have time to take a shower so you spray yourself with febreeze, put on deoderant and cover yourself in cologne.

dude hurry up we gotta go

hold on i gotta take a quick febreezio shower

by Pmaxell92 December 9, 2009

Fabreeze Fairy

A person who busts out the Fabreeze to freshen up a rank-smelling room / apartment / office to make it habitable again.

Girl: UGH! It smells absolutely rank in here!

Boy: I've got some Fabreeze, want to be the Fabreeze Fairy?

by Keepin’ It Fresh June 28, 2010

hispanic febreze

A fart

Passenger: *Lifts leg and farts*
Driver: Man wtf
Passenger: Nothing like the fresh scent of hispanic febreze

by socref79 January 31, 2012

Febreze ironing

The act of taking wrinkled clothing, spraying it heavily with Febreze and running it through the dryer for five minutes (blow drying it in a pinch) instead of hauling out the ironing board and iron and doing a proper job. Also works when the clothes are not freshly washed.

I've got to be at work in an hour and my jacket looks like I slept in it, but a bit of Febreze ironing should take care of it.

Mmmmm, you smell good. Febreze iron your sweater this morning?

by BlooPenguin December 15, 2008

febreezio

to stimulate the male genitailia though passing gas

dude i had to give my dad febreezio or he would of beaten me

by superjesbus May 10, 2008

febreze

Method of cleaning clothes that are far too dirty for the washing machine.

If you're going to bring her back here you better febreze that pile of shit on the futon.

by ryan.s October 16, 2008

Febreze ironing

to make ones clothes, usually dirty or emanating bad smells, appear as though they have been recently cleaned by spraying them with Febreze or rubbing them heavily with a dryer sheet. Usually due to the fact that there were not any clean clothes available or because the clothes have touched something smelly or the wearer hugged somebody who was especially putrid.

Stephanie was running late this morning so she did some Febreze ironing real quick before getting into her car.

I don't have time to clean my dress before going on my date- and it smells kind of funky... I need some Febreze, where'd you put it?

by Smatty December 18, 2007