One who uses great force to let out extreme waves of gaseous, toxic odours and does so intentionally. One who not only profusely and deliberately expels all nasty smelling gases from body but does so with pride.
by whatsthebeat January 15, 2013
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Losing centrifugal motion while riding a BMX bike sideways around a curve, you'd better fastplant or gravity will take over and you'll eat dirt.
Losing centrifugal motion while riding a BMX bike sideways around a curve, you'd better fastplant or gravity will take over and you'll eat dirt.
by just_a_car February 9, 2014
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the heaven (and sometimes hell) of farts. where they come from and go back to after the stork delivers them into your colon and out your ass.
"The poor little fart escaped my asshole to return to fartland where he could be back with his family. "
by merriquitecontrary July 7, 2008
Get the fartland mug.When one farts in his hand and cups it over his chicks face. The smell is so bad she passes out and he sticks it in her ass.
The other night my bitch came by for some fun. I threw it in her ass when she entered a state of Fartlandia.
by Mystic Cuntry Babe August 22, 2014
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Being dominated by a chubby chick by having her sit on your face and grind both the vagina and the asshole into your face. Usually accompanied by oral sex on her.
Being dominated by a chubby chick by having her sit on your face and grind both the vagina and the asshole into your face. Usually accompanied by oral sex on her.
by Fatty Mctard April 29, 2003
Get the FantaFanta mug.A female pirate who virtually kicks everyones ass. Prefers using sharp objects like chakrams and her own bloody teeth. She is also tall for being a woman.
The power of Tal Compels you.
THE FLASK OF THE POWER OF TAL TEMPTS YOU
YOU WILL BE TORTURED ANALLY NOW
Fatalany Stride will make sure of it.
THE FLASK OF THE POWER OF TAL TEMPTS YOU
YOU WILL BE TORTURED ANALLY NOW
Fatalany Stride will make sure of it.
by Nixidididix February 11, 2008
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