Fappy Trail

When a guy leaves behind a little secret territory marker at every place he has ever masturbated, be it anything from slightly saturated undergarments, to penile excrement on the toilet seat. Put all these tell-tale signs together, and you have a fappy trail.

Mom: Goly gee gosh, I realized why there's always a crumpled up tissue tucked under my son's pillow in the morning!!! It's his fappy trail!!!

by Loberson October 5, 2016

Fappy Time

The state of mind one finds him/herself in when the time is right to fap (a perverted version of happy time)

Dude, I just finished watching Game of Thrones, and I'm home alone, not it's fappy time.

by Gingerbeardman December 16, 2014

Fappy Gilmore

Wanking reverse underhand and wiping your ass from the front whilst standing shoulder width apart and slightly bent forward as though you were playing golf.

It was affecting my game so I did a Fappy Gilmore in the bunker to relax. My swing was a lot better after that and I went on the finish off the last 9 holes.

by GolfGuy February 17, 2017

fappy nappy

The act of beating off and going to sleep.

I’ve had a rough day. I’m going home to have me a fappy nappy.

by LobsterSharts March 3, 2020

fappy trail

The small, moist trail left behind after a session of maturation in a horizontal position. When a man splooges in this position and his juice rains down upon his happy trail, it becomes a fappy trail.

Man 1: "dude I just had the best jerk off ever"

Man 2: "nice but did you make a fappy trail?"

Man 1: "hell yes! It was super sticky!"

by Loberson October 5, 2016

Fappy Meal

Synonym for 'jailbait' - A woman who is very attractive and sexy, called out when a person wishes to invade the 'jailbait' in a very unusual matter with various moves and techniques which are compiled on the site where the woman is called upon.

"I would shove that fappy meal so far in my mouth I would enjoy choking."
"Man, when I get home, I'm going to search 4chan so hard for that fappy meal that my dick will explode just thinking about finding a picture of her.

by drpoonlover March 10, 2009

Fappy Trail

The sexual practice of stopping whatever position(s) and/or acts you are engaged in at the moment right before orgasm to successfully paint a perfect line of sperm from your partner's naval down to their sexual organs. If you do this correctly, you will have brought into being a fappy trail.

"I pulled out, told her to turn over, and delivered the PERFECT fappy trail. I high fived myself afterwards because I was so proud"

by Loberson October 5, 2016