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fapestry

a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.
"I wouldn't lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter all over it."

"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 10, 2011
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Fapject

The subject of your masturbation ("fap"),
the person you think or fantasize about during masturbation.
A blend of the words "fap" and "subject".
David: Yo James, look at her booty!
James: I think I just found me a fapject for tonight bro!
by Don Bartsi May 19, 2016
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Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.
Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!
by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015
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Fad Fapper

A person who chooses the porn they watch, based upon the Top 10 most searched keywords.
Hes so used to being a fad fapper he cant help but watch Pokemon porn
by DeeSMACK July 13, 2016
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Faheem

An arabic name that means sexy. Historically, a name given to the alpha male of a specific society who tends to woo girls from miles away.
God dayum, all those girls run to the Faheem of our group!
by Hotstuff101lol November 18, 2010
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faper

The piece of paper or tissue used to wipe semen off after masturbation.
Mom: Sam, your desk is covered with fapers again !
by KJ² - 1 November 3, 2008
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Fapless February

A way for someone to redeem themselves if they didn't make it through No Fap November.

A chance to go through the "hell" month again with 2 less days.

Self pleasure is prohibited but sexual intercourse is fine since we don't want to cockblock anyone
Guy 1: Man I can't believe you gave up No Fap November during the last week
Guy 2: Ah who cares I'll just have to redeem myself during Fapless February
by PwussyBusta November 2, 2017
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