a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.
"I wouldn't lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter all over it."
"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"
"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 10, 2011
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the person you think or fantasize about during masturbation.
A blend of the words "fap" and "subject".
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A chance to go through the "hell" month again with 2 less days.
Self pleasure is prohibited but sexual intercourse is fine since we don't want to cockblock anyone
A chance to go through the "hell" month again with 2 less days.
Self pleasure is prohibited but sexual intercourse is fine since we don't want to cockblock anyone
Guy 1: Man I can't believe you gave up No Fap November during the last week
Guy 2: Ah who cares I'll just have to redeem myself during Fapless February
Guy 2: Ah who cares I'll just have to redeem myself during Fapless February
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