Bag of Fannies

That which is unpleasant, or a mess. So called for the mental image of a collection of fannies, perhaps belonging to the elderly or lose of morals.
Also applied to that which shapes badly.

Stan: I'm sorry Ollie, I just can't get it right.
Ollie: Jesus wept man, you shape like a bag of fannies.

Taken from an inital write of Laurel and Hardy's "Sons of the Desert"

by Waster September 10, 2005

fannied

To be exposed to one's fanny during work

Oh my I have been fannied

by bb72 February 25, 2009

Fanise

A pair of sisters who have no social lives unless they join as "Fanise."

Am I talking to Fanise here?

by Norrisio August 4, 2011

fannie

Fannie is a great soccer player and my best friend!!!

I went to see Fannie play soccer! It was great, she blocked every goal:)

by Kelli H! April 17, 2005

Pile of dead fannies

A diabolically fetid fishy smell, like Grimsby on a hot day.

'What' that Dr Vion Haegens? It smells like a pile of dead fannies'
'That is because it IS a pile of dead fannies my dear chap'

by mysterynick December 6, 2011

slappin' fannies

Having sex, making love, doing the deed, bumping uglies, etc

We were slappin' fannies and his mom walked in...I almost died.

by KTS KAR October 2, 2009

fannish

a person whom desires to be of spanish descent in order to appear moreso 'exotic' or 'mediterranean european'.

fake spanish: will normally draw on very little to no ACTUAL spanish ancestory however, will perhaps base their so-called cultural background on perhaps being given a 'spanish' name or living in a country where once the spanish armadas occupied (see world history).

when miss.j asked hector, the 8th generation spaniard by default, what his cultural background was he replied 'i am half spanish/half filipino'. 'indeed fannish' miss.j thought.

by dcbornes August 8, 2007