fannish 

a person whom desires to be of spanish descent in order to appear moreso 'exotic' or 'mediterranean european'.

fake spanish: will normally draw on very little to no ACTUAL spanish ancestory however, will perhaps base their so-called cultural background on perhaps being given a 'spanish' name or living in a country where once the spanish armadas occupied (see world history).

when miss.j asked hector, the 8th generation spaniard by default, what his cultural background was he replied 'i am half spanish/half filipino'. 'indeed fannish' miss.j thought.

fannish by dcbornes August 8, 2007

fannish fabulist 

A fan fiction writer who operates as a gossip blogger pretending to be a biographer of those they flat out hate and actively screw over. One step away from being a plagiarist as they tend to piss off publishers and authors alike. See real person fiction fan writers are often hostile when it comes to creative nonfiction writers as there are gossip bloggers who a comment asked, "What exactly is creative non-fiction? Is it non-fiction or something you just pull out of your ass based on something that really happened?" Fannish fabulists see narrativejournalism as a dirty word as the sources will sometimes take years to emerge as gossip blogger and failed publisher Bandersnatch Books founder took an active bowel movement on The Cabbie Homicide.

A creative nonfiction writer outted the Queen of Gargoyle Fanfiction as a fannish fabulist in 2008 when she covered for a known debacle.

fannish fabulist by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018

Finnish 

Someone or something that has relation to or origin from Finland.

Santa Claus, IRC, saunas, Nokia cell phones, ammonium chloride, Nightwish, and other things are Finnish.

Finnish by mevyhetal January 8, 2005

Finnish Line 

The finnish line marks the point at which all the alcohol in a household has been drunk and everyone is smashed. "Crossing the finnish line" refers to the act of drinking all that's left in a house through mass partying and drinking games.

The people of Finland (the finnish) are known for being able to hold their liquor and for their mad partying skills. The finnish set the bar high when it comes to hardcore drinking, so reaching the finnish line is truly a badge of honor, particularly if it happens as a result of winning many games of beirut or beer pong in a row.

"After winning seven games of 10-cup beirut in a row, the finnish line was in sight for Mark and Janet. When they won their final game and all the beer was gone, they stepped across the finnish line and had the best drunk sex ever."

"Guy #1: How was the party at Stubby's last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was amazing, we hit the finnish line.
Guy #1: Woah, how much did you start with?
Guy #2: Let's just say that hockey players from Helsinki would have been jealous.
Guy #1: That's fucked up."

Finnish Line by mgeyer2006 May 11, 2006

Finnish 

The main language of Finland. Finno-Ugric.
One of the hardest and weirdest languages on Earth.
Contains the best swearwords; saatana, helvetti, kyrpä and essentially perkele.
The tone may sound angry and irritated for tourists, but actually Finnish people are quite nice.
Has some really long words, like "epäjärjestelmällisyydessänsäkään" and "metsämarjatäysmehutiivistepurkki". (Sorry, can't translate them, but they really are accurate Finnish words.)

Finnish SSS: Sauna, Sibelius and Sisu ("Suomalainen sisu" = Finnish hardiness)
By the way, there are not any polar bears walking on streets of Finland; actually, there are no polar bears there at all, except in a Finnish zoo called Korkeasaari.

Finnish by Finni September 28, 2007

being Finnish 

Sitting around without making a word or a face as did you live in a country of ice and darkness.

-What's up with Pekka tonight?

-I have no idea, he's always being Finnish just after new years

being Finnish by Svensvensven November 20, 2011

Finnish card-swipe 

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.

fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.

Finnish card-swipe by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011