Fakin' Bits

Those little red crunchy bits of bacon flavored soy that they serve at salad bars and the like instead of real bacon. tastes good and veggie friendly.

"Hey, do you want any bacon on your salad man?"

"Naw dude just sprinkle sum dose Fakin' Bits on that shit!"

by Stygian DJ October 16, 2008

Ja-fakin'

A fake Jamaican.
A person who speaks with a fake Jamaican accent, although they are not Jamaican.

Non-Jamaican reggae artists like Snow and Matisyahu sing with Ja-fakin' accents.

by Stony Hill November 16, 2009

faking it

When a woman (or sometimes man) fake an orgasm in order to make the partner think they are a sex god/dess.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Faking Depression

Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media

My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression

Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is

OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018

fakin it

knowingly being ridiculous.

person 1: i think diet coke is better then coke
person 2: no, you are definitely fakin it

by maxsal September 30, 2012

faku rattesseke

fake af friends, who are unworthy of your friendship
those who come to you when in need
those who call you to pay their coffee bills

faku rattesseke, what you'd use to define who Shabin is as a person

by hoesushoe October 2, 2019

Faliure

(noun) describing a kid who gets only 99% in math

Did u see Steven he only got 99% in math he's such a faliure

by Melon_Lord69 July 10, 2021