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faceHarmony

A combination of Facebook and eHarmony.

When someone adds another as a friend, and decides to get with that person, whom they've never met.
WTF? Will is dating Jennetta? I'm pretty sure he just added her as a friend. He's trying to win women over faceHarmony.
by ibedoinyourmom January 31, 2010
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facehab

1) A place where facebook junkies can go to detox and overcome their addiction.

2) A term for taking a break from over-using facebook.
If you don't stop posting comments on my wall like a social media whore I'm going to have you checked into facehab.
by krankiboy January 20, 2011
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fakelationship

when you agree to the terms of a relationship with a partner for gain while still looking for a real relationship For example when a man tells a woman he wants to be in a relationship with her because that's the only way she will have sex with him. He fakes being in a relationship when really he is trying to be with other women. He fakes commitment so the sex won't make her fee like she is a booty call. This is a step up from friends with benefits
Treshelle is in a fakelationship with Lorinhoe because he pays for her to get her hair and nails done. She tells all the guys at the club she is single
by Arat a tat tat October 22, 2011
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Fakewash

Performed after using the bathroom facilities and NOT washing your hands; this is the act of rubbing your hands together, as if to dry them, while you casually stroll away from the restroom.

The idea is to trick any observers into thinking you're an upstanding, health conscious, member of society.
Sam: You may want to wash your hands before eating. I saw the guy you just high-five'd pull the Fakewash instead of washing his hands.

Wade: Damn it! I use that move myself so I can't be too mad. Thanks for the heads up bro.
by Crumdog Millionaire August 14, 2012
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fakemacian

A person that acts Jamaican but is not
That honkey is a fakemacian
by Mamaleezard March 15, 2015
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happy fakeface

Happy fakeface is what customer service associates put on to give the impression they love their jobs and everything is right in the world.
Here comes a customer. Have to put my happy fakeface on.
by Artfartwart December 3, 2009
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fakecation

when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.
I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.
by eatmorchickn July 10, 2009
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