hailstorm

the act of being a total 1 upper, or trying to be the most extreme person in the world.

Hey did you see hailstorm clear that 6mi jump with his bike.

by 152sumos May 22, 2008

Fistormasd

A punch of uber pain

dude, today kinesha fistormasd at zacho O:

by allackin January 27, 2009

Failotomy

Surgery that failed. Nothing screams fail like going under the knife to sort out a medical condition, only to come out the same or worse.

So my cholecystectomy turned out to be a total failotomy

by Sunjammer October 29, 2010

Failsturbation

The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.

George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.

by kel80mak September 30, 2011

Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatball hailstorm December 11, 2011

FailStrafe

the act of getting out shot in an FPS. When you were killed because you were unable to out strafe the opponent.

Dude I don't have a failstrafe that kid is just laggy!!!

by Chunky Thug January 24, 2012

Failistory

When you've done something that's such an epic fail, it will go down in History...Failistory.

Oh man game over on Super Mario level 1....that'll go down in Failistory.

by Cherry Chainsaw January 7, 2010