Falling Out

A fight leading to separation. This can occur in any relationship, including families and frinedships. The separated parties generally pretend that those on the other side no longer exist.

Mike: Should we stay at Jeff's place tonight?
Tim: No way man. Me and him had a falling out.

by fox April 25, 2005

Falling

The state of mind and feelings you get when you begin to feel love for a person you are sexually attracted to. It puts you into a helpless state where you want the high and can get into trouble chasing it because you become blind to everthing else - hence the term Falling.

Help me I'm falling again .. I'm going to be in trouble!

by Jean Valjean123 September 30, 2009

Fapling

Fapling is usually used to describe a baby of somebody who faps excessively. Fapling is usually a cut down like "shut up you little fapling" or something of said nature but can be used in a comical nature .

Dude, that little fapling is hilarious

by uglybuddy6 February 24, 2012

failing asleep

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

by channel_panel June 16, 2018

falling awake

When your on your way to waking up, your awake but your eyes wont open, thats falling awake

When your laying down and you wake up but you still have your eyes closed your falling awake

by DD.XXB January 13, 2019

Mary Fallin

A domineering, macabre sex act taking place over an extended period of time that causes the victim to suffer excruciating physical, mental, and emotional anguish, leaving an empty shell of a human filled with misery, blood, and fecal matter. Before you start the MF, it's important that you are truly at peace with causing the utter ruination of a person/group of peoples through systematic oppression, negligence, and mind fucking. Choose your victim(s) based on deeply held prejudices. Examples would be poor black children of single mothers, or transgender teens in the public school system. Get creative! Let's say you choose bi-sexual, 2nd generation latino immigrant single mothers with diabetes. Now it's time to bind, gag, disembowel, choke, sever, and fuck the life out of your victims, metaphorically speaking, until they are void of all hope. When they ask for mercy, look them deep in the eyes to the innermost part of their being. Gently caress their head, sweetly, as if to make love for the first time. As the corners of their mouth start to crease into one last hopeful smile, flip them over and curb stomp them. As blood is pouring out of their mouth, shove a corn stalk in their ass, a corn stalk purchased with the last few dollars from their EBT card. Collect their blood, shit, and tears in a cup and offer your dying victim a drink. As their brain begins to bleed and they choke on their own fecal matter, assure them that their children will suffer the same fate.

"Did you hear what happened to Ryan? He totally got Mary Fallin'd for the last 6 years. Poor guy didn't even see it coming. I heard his asshole will never be the same."

"I'm going to pull a Mary Fallin on this group of disabled Iraq veterans."

"The longest Mary Fallin ever recorded lasted over 6 years and targeted 3.8 million people of a variety of demographics."

by Dalionking May 21, 2016

BILL BO FAGGINS

BILL BO FAGGINS IS A PERSON WHO WALKS AROUND THINKING THEIR TOUGH THEY MAY RESEMBLE A FAT CARNIE WITH LITTLE SOCIAL SKILLS OR EDUCATION USUALLY THESE HEPATITIS FILLED FAGS WORK ON THE ROAD AND RARELY RETURN HOME TO THEIR DISFUNCTIONAL LIVES

I JUST MET THIS GUY I COULDNT UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAID MAJOR RETARDATION I THINK HE WAS A QUEER WHAT A BILL BO FAGGINS

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN November 19, 2011