facewalker

someone who eats shit hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence... a facewalker.

guy1: "yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so fuckin hard."

guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."

by sssssssssscottttttttttttt August 17, 2009

facebickery

Arguing (bickering) back and forth on Facebook. This is especially annoying when two Facebickerers hijack someone else's thread and air their dirty laundry to everyone who is out there and no one who cares.

Fucking Todd and Lisa had to jump on my thread about Jim's party and launch into some Facebickery about their failed relationship! Assholes.

by tuftskinstoo October 22, 2011

FaceJack

When you're FaceTiming someone and another person jumps in and jacks some facetime.

You: Hi mom, how are you
FaceJacker: blaaahhh! you just got FaceJacked!
Mom: ?

by rinconada November 1, 2010

facejacked

When a "friend" posts something on your facebook wall that is publicly visible and is a blatant negative to you and your friends.

I was on facebook yesterday and was facejacked by the lame band promoting the show.

by The Plan Man -B 2 the Thornton September 15, 2009

Facejacking

To go through a friends friend list on facebook and jack friends from them. Identical to Spacejacking on Myspace, only on facebook.

Man, Emily's got a bunch of fine ass friends. I'm going to go facejacking and get at least 4 or 5.

by ODUB October 20, 2009

fonejacker

the biggest pile of crap of a tv show ever, with the same puns over and over again, and it's kinda racist.

Oh god, fonejacker's on again, turn it off!!!

by chrisity October 20, 2008

Facerocker

A person that's probably cooler than you.;
A Awesome person;
Any person that can party hard;

A: did you see how drunk jake was last night?
B: yeah haha he's a facerocker

by .nothingspecial. October 20, 2008