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facebog

logging into facebook when on the toilet,
taking a toilet break to check facebook
facebog is the act of logging into facebook to check status and make status updates while on the toilet.

eg: while jess is on facebook she notices billy made a status update while he was on the toilet...

eg: Nato says to his workmates, "I'm bored I'm gonna go facebog"
by impulsesv6 May 10, 2011
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Facehugger

A person who is always online on facebook.
Stop being such a facehugger, get offline and get a life!
by Oddnic September 14, 2010
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facebutt

to headbutt using your face.

a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.

a face plant into another human being.
bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in

guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
by Matt Huff April 17, 2010
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Facebag

(noun) Excitement online. Facebag is a website where friends can hang out and view photos.
"What is Facebag?"
by Jackalope_Hero May 29, 2009
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faceburn

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.
Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".
by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009
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time travel facebag

A bag put over one's face to travel through time at the speed of regular time.
"Dude, I put a time travel facebag on yesterday and when I took it off it was today!"
by CheshireBeagle December 24, 2007
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Facebag

You can type Facebag on a qwerty flavoured keyboard with only one hand.
"facebag"
"see I did it"
by Jeeves_Tellin_you_wat_ June 3, 2009
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