Someone who constantly updates their Facebook status with complaints and disgruntlement about life, boyfriend/girlfriend, work, school,etc, etc.
Mike-"Shari is complaining about her boyfriend on Facebook...again."
David-"Yeah I saw, she such a Facebitcher."
David-"Yeah I saw, she such a Facebitcher."
by Dr. Douche June 16, 2012
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a facebitch can be one of the following things:
1. one of your many bitches, male or female, who happen to have a facebook account
2. your online bitch, male or female, because there is no interaction of any sort in person
or
3. a douchnozzle who uses formspring to talk shit while anonymous because they don't have the balls to say it in person
1. one of your many bitches, male or female, who happen to have a facebook account
2. your online bitch, male or female, because there is no interaction of any sort in person
or
3. a douchnozzle who uses formspring to talk shit while anonymous because they don't have the balls to say it in person
Jeff: Dude, Bridgette told me she would defintely give me a blowjob when i was facebook chatting her!
Bill: Oh, so she's your facebitch.
Jeff: Damn right she is!
Tommy: Hey Sam, who was that person who said your girl was ugly and that he fucked your mom?
Sam: No idea, he was using formspring like the facebitch he is.
Bill: Oh, so she's your facebitch.
Jeff: Damn right she is!
Tommy: Hey Sam, who was that person who said your girl was ugly and that he fucked your mom?
Sam: No idea, he was using formspring like the facebitch he is.
by /b/tard's /b/rother July 19, 2010
Get the facebitch mug.Noun: the combination of Facebook and Dailybooth. When someone puts a new profile picture up almost every day.
Variation: Faceboother: that friend who uploads a new profile pic almost every day.
Variation: Faceboother: that friend who uploads a new profile pic almost every day.
*Jeremy uploads new Facebook profile pic, the 6th one in 8 days.*
Jane: Another new profile pic??? Jeremy, this isn't Facebooth!
Jeremy: Sorry. I guess I'm just a Faceboother.
Jane: Another new profile pic??? Jeremy, this isn't Facebooth!
Jeremy: Sorry. I guess I'm just a Faceboother.
by Orange-Orange Worker September 15, 2010
Get the Facebooth mug.An unjustifiably overly popular person with several online friends. This person usually gets lots of positive feedback for posts and pictures and seldom will respond back or acknowledge the attention they get. A facebiotch will usually only pay attention to new people until they no longer have a use for them.
McKayla is such a facebiotch that she couldn't even comment on the funny inside joke that I posted for her birthday.
by glassh0uses November 12, 2012
Get the facebiotch mug.n. A female who spends an inordinate amount of time on social networking websites; especially one who then complains about not having enough time in real life.
"Jane constantly whines about being disorganized. She's always late, she never finishes her school assignments, and her house is a mess! Why are some people like that?"
"I'll tell you why Jane is like that - she spends so much of her free time on facebook that she's got calluses on her ass! She's a real facebitch."
"I'll tell you why Jane is like that - she spends so much of her free time on facebook that she's got calluses on her ass! She's a real facebitch."
by tmon January 1, 2009
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