Facefail

When someone on facebook posts a status update that is actually part of a wall-to-wall conversation.

This usually results in the majority of the persons facebook friends to see one part of an incomplete conversation. Usually the comments on this update consist of "noob" or "learn to facebook nub", usually people just write "Fail", hence the term "Facefail".

"Person's status update: Ill see you tonight then heaps of love xxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxxooxxo!!!!!
Comments:
FAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
NOOB"

"P1: Hey remember that guy who posted that wall-to-wall conversation as a status update
P2:Yeah that was such a Facefail!!!"

by Grey Walker July 30, 2009

Facemail

the large amout of emails you get from facebook

after posting those pics from my birthday, i got like 700000 facemails

by jencat13 February 14, 2009

FaceBaiting

FaceBaiting - where you constantly invite a person to be a friend on FaceBook when you KNOW their circumstance demands they can't accept...

I knew he was gay and in the closet and accepting my friend request would tip off his overly inquisitive and (rightfully so) insecure-about-his-sexuality girlfriend, but I kept FaceBaiting him anyway figuring when he'd finally accepted who he was, he'd simultaneously accept me as a "friend"

by ApplePicker July 6, 2009

facebalk

stalking people on facebook

I didn't know if she had a boyfriend so I had to facebalk her.

by cjykey2009 February 4, 2010

Facebaiting

The act of posting a status that is directed at a specific person(s) in a passive agressive attempt to hurt, humiliate or anger them; done in such a manner that everyone knows who you are insinuating.

i.e.: I would hate to have a sister who throws herself at every guy she meets.

Evelyn is Facebaiting Eva about her drunk dancing last night. I wonder if she has seen it yet?

by PapayaSweets September 29, 2010

Facebalk

A person who has not joined Facebook.

It's so weird, Bill is a web designer and he is still facebalking. Makes it harder to stay in touch with him.

by stuhem October 28, 2010

Facetail

Facial hair that grows under your chin and is long enough to make a ponytail.

That person has a facetail growing under their chin.

by FastEddie94 February 12, 2022