bean flicking

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing the clit for fun.

"Kirsty stop flicking the bean and get out of the bath. I need to take a piss!"

by a nice guy February 28, 2004

fracking off

Jacking off at a picture of ur best friends girl friend

Guy 1:dude, i was totally fracking off last night

Guy 2:dam, so was i

Best friend:guys, wtf

by mexiballs March 21, 2009

flicking the coot

The less-intimidating term for female masturbation. It comes from the idea that one must move their finger in a flicking motion inside the cooter in order to do this properly.

When Taylor Lautner took his shirt off in Twilight, the twelve year olds in the audience began flicking the coot.

by notoriousB1G November 26, 2009

Flicking Off

Being the female counterpart-word to the term "jacking off", "flicking off" is a form of masturbation for women. It involves stimulation of the clitoris via one of several means.

Example 1:
Bernie: Get out of the bathroom, I have to take a liquid shit.
Allison: Fuck off, I'm flicking off.

Example 2:
Ronald: Oh, do you still flick the bean sometimes?
Lauren: Yeah, I still flick off sometimes.

Example 3:
Trevor: What's that fucking noise Nina? It sounds like something is being flicked.
Nina: Well, you really hit the bean on the stalk; I am flicking off.
Trevor: What's that?

by Hitler, Oprah May 11, 2014

flicking shit

Talking crap to or about someone.

Kayla was flicking shit to John because he was being a dick.

by Inluvwithluv May 18, 2016

fracking the bowels

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.

Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.

by RBAK December 12, 2016

TSA Frisking

A euphemism used to make airport patrons forget they are being fondled by a security guard. Said to be used to check people for hidden weapons, but we ALL know what they really want to grab.

Geoff: ...I think I've just been molested...

Craig: What?! Why?

Geoff: ...I just got a TSA Frisking...

Craig: Ooooh...

by super ultra sexy spockfish July 23, 2011