flem flam

1.Loose pussy lips
2. The shit cough up when your sick.
3. To rip someone off or scheme someone.
4. A soon to be announced STD.

THAT BITCH DONE CAUGHT THAT FLEM FLAM.

J.J. DONE GOT FLEM FLAMMED.

I JUST COUGHED UP A BIG WAD OF FLEM FLAM.

by Noflex!!! June 01, 2017

Flem Job

The homo sexual act of Jack Flem. It is unknown the true definition of Flem Job because he is secretive about his sexual affairs. Flem jobs can consist of oral or anal sexual intercourse.

David Butts revived a Flem Job.

by Anyonumus TPS Saint August 24, 2018

Arse Flem

Arse Flem - Rectal discharge of gelatinous viscosity (Cloudy partially set Jelly like substance).

Arse Flem - Seeps from one's bottom after an intensive penetrative arse workout thus causing lower intestinal fluids to seep from ones recktum.

See also anal discharge

by StarMonk3ey77 February 10, 2010

K Flem

A male, who's favourite hobbies include, birra Bball and performing the delicate art of a "blumpkin".
He once Blumpkin'd a person they came and shat at the same time, they died.
Terrific Blumpkin'er.

K Flem gave 7 lads a blumpkin one night, 4 of them died.
That's how good he is.

by Sir John Ryaner January 02, 2011

*cough* *flem*

What it sounds like when your grandpa who has smoked all his life coughs.

The dinner sure is good grandpa isnt it.
Ye..*cough* *flem*...sure is

by moonay November 24, 2009

flemmy flemming

p*ggers

girl: "whats your snap"
flemmy flemming: "black lives still matter"

by glizzygobbla7427 February 20, 2021

Flemming (lizzie)

N. from the cornish for wee queen of waz. an individual from which eminates a crippling stench not disimiliar to the odour of a rancid old peoples home.

the slurry pit was putrid but its stench was nothing when compared to that of a flemming

by Shug Avery November 29, 2004