flexpay

A completely complicated and confusing cell phone plan offered by T-mobile typically offered to african-americans due to their general lack of credit worthiness. Instead of having a normal account, Flexpay customers are not ecomonically viable; therefore, these accounts come with outsourced customer support, fees for paying monthly bills with cash, and instantaneous suspension of service when account is not paid by due date.

Tyrone- "Yo dawg, give me a lift to T-Mobile."
Jermaine- "What's goin' on, my nigga?"
Tyrone- "They shut my phone off so I gots to pay my bill at da store.

Jermaine- "Shit nigga, you got Flexpay too? I hate dat shit!"

by DickyTremendous June 20, 2009

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Flerp

(noun, verb, or adjective)
to spasm or move around violently, can be good or bad

- Did you hear that trumpet flerp?
- I feel flerpy today!
- You're such a flerp.

by hogwartschica November 6, 2011

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Fleap

To fleap (past tense, flept) is to perfrom an intricate act comprising simultaneously flipping and leaping, in that order. Note that leaping, and then flipping does not count; first you must flip, then you must leap. Originally used in the circus community (e.g., the popular Fabulous Fleaping Five), it may now be used colloquially to describe any sort of exuberant outburst.

"Wow, did you see Andrew when the vending machine gave him an extra dollar in change?"
"Yeah, he was positively fleaping with joy."
"Indeed."

by M.P. Tangy September 21, 2009

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